Yesterday, scientists at the Harvard University Medical School revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer each and then observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and could no longer drive.....
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It was a beautiful warm spring day. A man and his wife are walking around the local zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose fitting, sleeveless pink spring dress. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the animal starts to go wild. He jumps up onto the bars pounding his chest. He is obviously excited by the sight of the pretty lady in the wavy dress.
The husband, noticing the gorilla's excitement, suggest that the wife tease the poor fellow. She puckers her lips and wiggles her bottom. Sure enough, the gorilla gets even more worked up, making noises that would wake the dead.
Next she slowly slips off one of her straps until little is left to the gorilla's imagination. The gorilla is about the tear the bars down.
Finally she starts pulling her dress way up her thighs, writhing, jiggling and wiggling all the time. The gorilla has now become completely crazy.
Then, quickly the husband grabs the wife, rips open the cage, slings the half dressed wife in with the gorilla and yells behind her... "Now, tell HIM you have a headache!"