Caught Sleeping

<body> Ten Best Things to Say if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:

10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

9. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.

8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!

7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?

4. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!

3. The coffee machine is broken...

2. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. ...in Jesus' name. Amen.