Bumper stickers
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BUMPER STICKERS TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE,p.
1) The Face is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
2) Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
3) Illiterate? Write for Help
4) Honk If Anything Falls Off
5) He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
6) Where Are We Going and Why Am I in this Handbasket?
7) It's Been Lovely But I Have to Scream Now
8) I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up on Disk Somewhere
9) Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
10) If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba
The Hut?
11) Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
12) Ax Me About Ebonics
13) Boldly Going Nowhere
14) Cat: The Other White Meat
15) Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
16) Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
17) Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
18) Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
19) How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
20) Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
21) What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull