Blondes
<![CDATA[<body>]]>Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular
one?
You have to hollow out the head.
How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their
car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "Oh,
look at the dead bird."
The Blonde looked skyward and said "Where, where?"
A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to rail,
saying "21" "21" "21". A Blonde walks up, sees her and decides to join
her. She also starts jumping from rail to rail, saying "21", "21", "21".
Suddenly, the brunette hears a train whistle, and she jumps off the tracks
just as the Blonde is splattered all over the place. The brunette goes
back to jumping from rail to rail, counting, "22" "22""22".
How do you drown a Blonde?
Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for 4
hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" so they turned
around and went home.
What do smart Blondes and UFO's have in common?
Always hear about them but you never see them.
What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
Oh look, baby doughnut seeds.
How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Why can't Blondes dial 911?
They can't find the eleven on the phone!