A blonde lady boards a plane in San Diego bound for New York and goes straight to first class. After a few minutes one of the flight attendants checks her ticket and upon learning that she in the wrong section, she tells the blonde that she has a coach ticket and cannot remain in first class.
The blonde then tells the attendant, " I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm intelligent, I'm going to NY, and I'm NOT moving!" Surprised, the attendant gets one of the co-pilots to ask the lady to move.
"Ma'am, I am going to have to ask you to leave first class because your ticket is for coach."
The blonde says, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm intelligent, I'm going to NY, and I'm NOT moving!" Dismayed, the co-pilot then goes to the cockpit and tells the pilot of the problem the crew was having with the woman.
So the pilot walks up to the blonde and once again asks the lady to move seats since she was in the wrong section. Just like before, the blonde begins to tell the pilot, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm intelligent, I'm going to NY, and I'm NOT moving!"
The pilot then leans over and whispers something in her ear and she immediately jumps up out of her seat, grabs her bag, and runs to the coach section. The rest of the crew, quite amazed, ask the pilot what he told her.
"Simple," the pilot says, "I told her that first class wasn't going to New York."