How to determine whether you're a nerd . . .
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If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
If you want an 8X CDROM for Christmas
If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE
If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes
If, at Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string
If you window shop at Radio Shack
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
If you have "Dilbert" comics displayed anywhere in your work area
If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test that actually takes five minutes to run
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
If you own "Official Star Trek" anything
If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts
If the salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions
If the thought that a CD could refer to finance or music never enters your mind
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires
If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
If you have ever owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN stands for
If people groan at the party when you pick out the music
If you did the sound system for your senior prom
If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
If you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers
If you think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep
If you know what http:/ stands for
If your 4 basic food groups are: 1.Caffeine 2.Fat 3.Sugar 4.Chocolate