9. Amtrak: Higher crash survival rates than the leading airlines!
8. Amtrak: We face the competition head on!
7. Amtrak: We'll be at your service. . . where ever it's held!
6. Amtrak: Were putting the loco back in locomotive!
5. Amtrak: We guarantee 24 hour or less notification of next of kin!
4. Amtrak: The most up-to-date dental records in the industry!
3. Amtrak: 'Cause when's the last time you heard of a bus cut in half by a train!
2. Amtrak: The perfect way to run into your friends!
And now, the number one ad slogan for Amtrak.............................
1. Amtrak: Service so good you'll think you've died and gone to heaven!