Airline Coctail
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Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.
After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink
orders. The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and
placed before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would
also like a drink. The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather
be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"
The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm
sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."