Acronyms

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BS = Bull Shit

MS = More Shit

PhD = Piled Higher and Deeper

MBA = Mediocre But Arrogant

PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN = It Still Does Nothing

APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

IBM = I Blame Microsoft

DEC = Do Expect Cuts

CA = Constant Acquisitions

CD-ROM = Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 = Obsolete Soon, Too.

SCSI = System Can't See It